mistake.
"What have you been eating?" she asked Mr. Crow.

He told her.

"Ah!" said Aunt Polly. "It's your mistake--and not mine. You ate what
was in your _left-hand pocket_, instead of what was in the right-hand
one. If you had followed my instructions everything would have been all
right."

Old Mr. Crow felt very much ashamed. There was nothing he could say. So
he slunk away and moped for three days.

Though he did not know it, the trouble with his foot was simply this: He
had daubed so much tar on his foot, in Farmer Green's cornfield, that the
soft earth had stuck to it in a big ball.

Mr. Crow recovered his spirits at last. And neither he nor Aunt Polly
Woodchuck ever discovered that he never had gout at all. He forgave her,
at last, for having cured his foot too quickly, for the affair gave him
something to talk about for a long time afterward. He never tired of
telling his friends about the trouble he had had.

But many of the feathered folk in Pleasant Valley grew very weary of the
tale before they heard the last of it.




VIII

THE NEW UMBRELLA


Old Mr. Crow was feeling very happy, because he had a new umbrella--the
only umbrella that was owned for miles around. And wherever Mr. Crow
went, the umbrella went too, tucked snugly under his wing.

There was only one thing that could have made Mr. Crow feel any happier;
and that was rain. As soon as it rained he intended to spread the
umbrella over his head and go to call upon all of his friends.

But not a drop of rain had fallen for weeks. And so far as old Mr.
Crow could judge, there wasn't a single sign of a storm anywhere.
Nevertheless, he continued to carry his umbrella every time he stirred
away from his house. And although the weather was so dry, he found a
good deal of pleasure in showing his umbrella to his neighbors.

Now, old Mr. Crow had a cousin of whom you have heard. His name was
Jasper Jay; and he was a great dandy. He always took pride in his
handsome blue suit, of which he was very vain.

Being an inquisitive fellow, Jasper Jay was much interested in Mr. Crow's
umbrella. Whenever he met Mr. Crow he asked the old gentleman to spread
the umbrella; and once Mr. Crow had let Jasper hold it for as long as ten
seconds, "just to see how it felt."

After that Jasper Jay could not get the umbrella out of his mind. He
began calling at Mr. Crow's house every day; and all the time he was
there he never took his eyes off the umbrella.

At last the two cousins met in the woods one day. As usual, Mr. Crow had
his umbrella tucked under his wing. But when Jasper asked him to spread
it, Mr. Crow refused.

"I can't keep putting my umbrella up and down," he said. "If I did, the
first thing I knew it would be worn out; and then what would happen to me
if it should rain?"

"You'd get wet," said Jasper Jay.

"Exactly!" Mr. Crow replied. "And at my age I might take cold and be very
ill, perhaps."

"Where are you going?" Jasper inquired pleasantly. He was disappointed;
but he did not let his cousin see that.

"I'm on my way to a big meeting of the Crow family," the old gentleman
replied.

"And you're taking your umbrella?" Jasper asked, as if he were greatly
astonished.

"Why--yes!" Mr. Crow answered. "You seem surprised."

"I am," said Jasper Jay with a sad shake of his head. "I'd hate to risk
it, if I were you. There'll be some rough young fellows there and you're
likely to lose your umbrella. I'm afraid they'll take it away from you."

Old Mr. Crow looked worried.

"I don't know what to do," he said anxiously. "It's an important meeting.
They're expecting me. And I'm late, as it is. If I go back home and leave
my umbrella I'm afraid they'll think I'm not coming."

"I suppose I could help you just this once," Jasper Jay remarked. "Of
course, it's not a thing I'd do for everybody. But since you're my
cousin, if you want me to do it I'll take care of your umbrella until
you come back again."

"Will you wait right here?" Mr. Crow asked him.

"Yes!"

"Will you promise not to spread the umbrella?"

At that question Jasper Jay's face fell. But pretty soon he said
cheerfully:

"I promise not to put it up--unless it should rain."

Mr. Crow looked carefully at the sky. There was not a cloud to be seen.
So he turned to Jasper Jay with a smile and placed the umbrella carefully
in his hands.

Then Mr. Crow flew away.

"It certainly can't rain," he said to himself.

Mr. Crow arrived at the meeting quite out of breath. And his friends
noticed that he seemed uneasy about something. He kept looking up at
the sky and asking everybody what he thought about the weather.




IX

CAUGHT IN THE RAIN


Left alone in the woods with Mr. Crow's umbrella, Jasper Jay had a fine
time. First he looked at the umbrella very closely, from the handle to
the slender tip. Then he placed it under his wing and strutted back and
forth upon the ground, just as he had seen Mr. Crow parade before his
friends. And Jasper wished that someone would come along and see him.

But nobody came. So after a while he grew tired of wishing. And the
next thing he did was to unfasten the strap that kept the folds of the
umbrella wrapped about its stick.

"I'm not putting it up," he told himself. "I didn't promise I wouldn't do
this. I only agreed not to spread the umbrella unless it rained."

Just then a low rumble caught his ear.

"That's thunder!" he cried. "I do hope it will rain!"

In a short time the sky grew dark. And pretty soon great drops came
pattering down upon the leaves over Jasper's head.

"Hurrah!" he shouted. And then he flew straight up to the very top of a
tall tree, where he perched himself on a limb and spread Mr. Crow's
umbrella.

Though it was soon raining hard, the rain did not fall any too heavily to
please Jasper Jay. He enjoyed the pleasant-sounding patter over his head.
And he liked to watch the trickle of the water as it ran off the umbrella
and fell upon the leaves beneath him.

Now, while Jasper Jay was having a good time, there was one person who
was not enjoying the shower at all--and that was old Mr. Crow. You
remember that he had gone to a crows' meeting. And as soon as it began to
sprinkle the meeting broke up. Old Mr. Crow was the first one to leave;
and he was in a great hurry. He wished he had not left his umbrella with
Jasper Jay, for he did not want anybody but himself to use it--especially
for the first time. As you know, ever since Mr. Crow had owned his
umbrella it had not rained once.

That was why the old gentleman flew away without even stopping to bid his
friends good-by. He flew as fast as he could, through the pelting rain.
And he had just come in sight of the woods where Jasper had promised to
wait for him when the rain suddenly stopped.

As Mr. Crow dropped downward he saw something in a tree-top that made him
very angry. It was his umbrella, wide open. And beneath it--though Mr.
Crow could not see him--was Jasper Jay.

He was trembling with rage--was Mr. Crow--as he alighted on a limb near
his cousin.

"Here, you!" the old gentleman cried. "Put down my umbrella! It's not
raining. How dare you sit there with my umbrella spread over your head?"

Jasper Jay closed the umbrella quickly and handed it to Mr. Crow with a
smile.

"That's a good umbrella," he remarked. "As you see, I'm not even damp.
But you--ha! ha!--_you_ seem to have been caught out in a heavy shower."

Mr. Crow was dripping. His tail feathers looked quite bedraggled. And he
was shaking the drops off his wings.

"It will never happen again," Mr. Crow said hoarsely. "Never again will
I go anywhere, rain or shine, without my umbrella. At my age it's very
dangerous to get so wet."

"I'd advise you to run through the woods, and then run back again, until
you get warm," Jasper Jay suggested. "And since you're my cousin, if you
want me to do it I'll help you--and hold your umbrella for you until you
return."

But Mr. Crow shook his head.

"I've had enough of your advice," he said sourly. "It might rain again;
and then I'd be worse off than ever."

Jasper Jay pretended to be surprised. And he, too, began to tremble and
shake. But it was only because he was laughing silently at his cousin.




X

A QUEER TOADSTOOL


Mr. Crow did exactly as he said he would. After the time he was caught
out in the shower and got wet he never went even the shortest distance
away from home without his umbrella. And he wouldn't even let anybody
take his umbrella, in order to look at it.

"It might rain suddenly," Mr. Crow explained. "I might be soaked before
I knew it--and you know that's very dangerous for one of my age."

It was not many days before there was another thunder-shower. And this
time Mr. Crow was ready for it. As soon as he felt the first drops he
spread his umbrella and raised it above his head. At last he was very,
very happy. For the first time in his life he was going to see what it
was like to stay out in the rain without getting wet.

Now, it hadn't rained long before Jasper Jay came hurrying up to Mr.
Crow, where he sat on Farmer Green's fence, and crawled under the
umbrella close beside the old gentleman.

"You don't mind, I hope?" said Jasper Jay.

"Well--n-no!" said Mr. Crow. "It's a big umbrella, fortunately. But I
hope no one else comes along."

The words were hardly out of his bill when Mr. Crow noticed a slim, gray
fellow, with a bushy tail, bounding toward them on top of the fence.

It was Frisky Squirrel. And he crept close to Mr. Crow, under the
umbrella, saying:

"You don't mind, I hope?"

"N-no!" replied Mr. Crow. With Frisky on one side of him and Jasper Jay
on the other Mr. Crow thought that maybe he could keep drier because they
were there. But he hoped no one else would pass that way.

Well, some one did. Before Mr. Crow knew what had happened, a voice
said--right over his shoulder:

"You don't mind, I hope?"

It was Fatty Coon! And Mr. Crow certainly did mind--though he didn't dare
say so. In the first place, Mr. Crow was afraid of Fatty Coon. And in the
second place, Fatty was so big that he crowded Mr. Crow almost off the
fence.

Old Mr. Crow found it very hard to hold the umbrella straight and cling
to the fence-rail at the same time. And something seemed to have made the
umbrella very heavy. In spite of all he could do, it would tilt. And Mr.
Crow crouched under the edge of it, right where the rain poured off. The
water dripped inside his collar and ran down his back until he was soaked
through and through.

Pretty soon Mr. Crow began to sneeze. At first he sneezed quite softly.
But every time it happened he sneezed harder than the time before. And at
last he sneezed so violently that he lost his hold on the fence and went
tumbling down to the ground, with the umbrella, Jasper Jay, Fatty Coon
and Frisky Squirrel on top of him.

As they fell, a huge, long-legged fellow named Christopher Crane alighted
on the fence, on the very spot where they had been sitting, and laughed
loudly at them.

"What's the joke?" Mr. Crow asked in an angry voice, as he picked himself
up. "I don't see anything to laugh at."

"Joke?" said Christopher Crane. "The joke's on me. I thought that thing
you have in your hand was a new kind of toadstool, growing on the fence.
And here I've been sitting on it all this time and never knew you chaps
were under it!"

At that, everybody except Mr. Crow began to laugh, too. But Mr. Crow
coughed; and his voice was hoarser than, ever as he said to Christopher
Crane:

"I'm wet as I can be. And I've caught a terrible cold. You're a
water-bird; and you don't mind a wetting. But for one of my age it's
very dangerous."

Then he started homeward. Though it was still raining, he tucked his
umbrella under his wing, for he was afraid those rude fellows would crowd
under it again.

And before he had reached his house Mr. Crow had made up his mind about
something.




XI

MR. CROW'S PLAN


Yes! Old Mr. Crow had made up his mind about something. After Jasper Jay
and Frisky Squirrel and Fatty Coon had come and crouched under his
umbrella, and Christopher Crane had perched himself on top of it, and Mr.
Crow had fallen off the fence, the old gentleman decided that he would
take no more chances. The next time it rained he knew exactly what he was
going to do.

He said nothing to anyone about his plan. It was a good one--Mr. Crow was
sure of that. And he could hardly wait for the next shower, he was so
eager to give his scheme a trial. He hoped that there would be a big
storm--not merely a quick shower, which would be over before he had had
time to enjoy it.

At last the storm came. And for once Mr. Crow was not disappointed. It
was the sort of storm that is worth waiting for. The wind had blown hard
all day. And the sky had grown almost as black as night. And old Mr. Crow
was watching in his house, with his umbrella grasped tight in his hands,
waiting for the rain.

When the rain began, it did not fall in a gentle patter. It came with a
rush and a roar, driven in white sheets before a mighty wind.

"This is great!" Mr. Crow cried aloud, as he stepped upon a limb outside
his house and spread his umbrella.

Now, this is what he had decided to do: He had determined that the very
next time it rained he would take his umbrella and fly up into the sky,
where he would not be annoyed by anybody coming along to share his
shelter with him.

For a moment Mr. Crow balanced himself on the limb. And the next moment,
he had jumped. Afterward, he could never remember exactly how it all
happened. Everything seemed like a bad dream to old Mr. Crow--such as he
sometimes had after eating too heartily of corn.

He felt himself swept up into the sky faster than he had flown for years.
He was pitched and tossed about; and in no time at all he was drenched
with water--for the cold rain pelted him as much as it pleased. He could
only cling to the handle of his umbrella. And so he sailed away, swaying
this way and that as the wind caught him, and always climbing higher and
higher into the sky.

He passed the top of Blue Mountain almost before he knew it. Looking
down, he could see Mrs. Eagle on her nest; and she seemed to be in a
flutter of excitement, too. She was frightened; and it was no wonder.
For she thought the umbrella was a monstrous bird, coming to snatch her
children away from her.

In a few minutes more Mr. Crow had crossed another mountain. He was
sailing away from home like a kite that has broken its string. And he was
rising so high in the air that he was beginning to grow uneasy. He began
to wonder what he had better do.

Of course, there was one thing he didn't have to worry about--and that
was _falling_. But he did want to go home.

You might suppose that he would have done that long before. But the
trouble was, he didn't want to lose his umbrella. He thought a great
deal of it; and he didn't know where he could get another. (You must
not forget that it was the only umbrella in Pleasant Valley.)

Old Mr. Crow had a hard time deciding just what to do. First, he thought
he would let go of the umbrella. Then he thought he wouldn't. Next, he
thought he would. And after that he thought he wouldn't, again.

Perhaps he would still be changing his mind like that if something hadn't
happened. Anyhow, all at once the umbrella turned inside out. And Mr.
Crow began to fall.

But he didn't fall far. For as soon as he realized what was going on he
let go of his umbrella-handle, spread his wings, and soared down to the
ground.

He made no attempt to find his way home until the next day, but spent the
night in an evergreen grove. And he didn't feel as badly about losing his
umbrella as you would have thought, for he said that ever since he had
owned it he had caught a wetting when it rained. And since that was the
case, he was better off without an umbrella, anyhow.




XII

A RACE WITH THE TRAIN


Old Mr. Crow was fond of gay clothes. Perhaps it was because he was so
black that he always chose bright colors. Anyhow, so long as he could
wear a bright red coat and a yellow necktie--or a bright red necktie and
a yellow coat--he was generally quite happy.

All his neighbors knew who he was as far as they could see him. No matter
if they caught only a flash of yellow or of red, they were pretty safe in
saying, "There goes old Mr. Crow!"

Well, it happened that during the summers that he spent in Pleasant
Valley Mr. Crow sometimes went on excursions.

"It's so dull here!" he would often say. "I like to see things _happen_,
once in a while." And that was the reason why he was often to be seen
flying far down to the other end of the valley, over the village. There
were many interesting sights there.

What Mr. Crow liked most of all was to watch the trains puffing along the
railroad, which ran close to the river in that part of Pleasant Valley.

Sometimes he flew directly over the trains and raced with them. He often
claimed that they were always trying to beat him. "But they can't do it,"
he boasted.

At last there came a day when something happened that made Mr. Crow feel
prouder than ever. He had gone down to the village, wearing his bright
red coat. And a little way beyond the furthest house he perched in a tree
by the side of the railroad and waited for the train to pass. He had
heard it snorting at the station and he knew it was about to start.

Pretty soon the train came thundering up the track. And as soon as
it reached him Mr. Crow started to race with it. He had no trouble in
beating it, as he always did. And then he did something he had never done
before. As soon as he had passed the engine he swooped down and flew
right across the track in front of it.

All at once the train set up a terrible noise. It seemed to Mr. Crow that
it ground its teeth. And it came to a sudden stop, hissing as if it were
very angry.

Old Mr. Crow was the least bit startled. He alighted in the top of a tall
elm. And while he watched, two men jumped down from the engine and walked
along the track for a while.

Then they crawled back into the engine; and the train went slowly on
again.

"That's queer!" said Mr. Crow to himself. "I never saw that happen
before. It looks to me as if the train was pretty angry because I beat
it. And if that's the case, I'm coming back here to-morrow at the same
hour and race the train again."

You can see just from that that Mr. Crow was something of a tease. All
his life he had teased his neighbors. And now he felt more important than
ever, because he thought he had found a way to tease a railroad train.




XIII

THE GAME OF CHECKERS


Mr. Crow told all his neighbors that he had made the train angry with
him. And he invited everyone to come down to the village with him the
following day, to enjoy the sport.

"I'm going to race the train again," Mr. Crow explained. "And I shall fly
right in front of it, too--just as I did to-day. You'll see what a fuss
it will make. And if you don't say it's a good joke, I'll never wear a
checkered red coat again."

The next day Jasper Jay invited Mr. Crow to take part in a game of
checkers. Whenever anybody in the neighborhood wanted to play checkers,
he had to ask Mr. Crow, on account of having to use his checkered red
coat for the board.

Mr. Crow accepted the invitation.

"But I shall have to stop at exactly sixteen minutes past two," he said.
"The train starts from the village at half past two sharp; and I don't
want to be late."

"Very well!" Jasper Jay agreed. "I shall want to stop then myself,
because I'm coming along with you to see the fun."

They had played twenty-seven games of checkers. And they were in the
midst of the twenty-eighth when Mr. Crow suddenly cocked his eye at the
sun.

"Goodness!" he exclaimed, springing up quickly. "It's fifteen and a half
minutes after two; and I shall have to be starting for the village." He
reached for his checkered red coat, which was spread upon the ground
between them.

"Wait a moment!" Jasper Jay cried. "I'd suggest your leaving your coat
right where it is. Then we can come back to our game after we've had our
fun with the train. I'm going to win the game, so it's hardly fair not to
finish it."

Now, Mr. Crow had not liked the idea of leaving his handsome red coat
upon the ground. But he never could bear the thought of being beaten. And
Jasper Jay's remark made him feel quite peevish.

"I fully expect to win this game myself," the old gentleman said somewhat
stiffly. "So I'll leave my coat here as you suggest. But I shall have to
go this instant, for I must stop at my house and get my yellow coat. Of
course I can't go down to the village in my shirtsleeves."

He hurried away then, with Jasper Jay close behind him. And as soon
as Mr. Crow had put on his bright yellow coat the two checker-players
started for the village.

When Jasper and Mr. Crow reached the tree where the old gentleman had
waited for the train the day before, they found as many as a dozen of
their neighbors already there. Even as Mr. Crow dropped down upon a limb,
he could hear the train coming up the track.

Mr. Crow's friends in the tree chose the best seats they could find, in
order to get a good view of the race. And at the foot of the tree Jimmy
Rabbit stood on tiptoe. He had often wished he could climb a tree--but
never so much as then.




XIV

THE LUCKY LAUGH


As the train drew nearer to the tree where Mr. Crow and his friends were
waiting, it gave a loud shriek.

"You hear that?" said Mr. Crow. "It's still angry." And he shouted an
impudent _caw-caw_ in reply.

In a moment more the race began. Mr. Crow had no trouble in beating
the train, just as he always had. And when he had passed it he dropped
quickly and swerved across the track ahead of it.

To his great surprise the train never faltered. It kept straight on,
going faster and faster. And the first thing Mr. Crow knew, the last car
had whipped around a curve and passed out of sight.

Poor Mr. Crow felt very downcast. He would have liked to hurry home at
once, because he hated to face his friends. But he knew they would follow
him if he flew away. So he went back to meet them, wearing a bold smile.

"Did you see what happened?" he inquired. "The train was _afraid to
stop_!"

Everybody laughed when Mr. Crow said that. People knew him too well to be
deceived by him.

"I suppose your yellow coat frightened it," Jasper Jay jeered. "It's too
bad you didn't wear your checkered red one."

At that remark Jimmy Rabbit pricked up his long ears.

"Did you wear your red coat yesterday?" he asked Mr. Crow.

"Yes!" Mr. Crow replied gruffly. He did not like being questioned by a
mere youngster like Jimmy Rabbit.

"And you say the train stopped when you flew in front of it yesterday?"

Mr. Crow grunted. But Jimmy Rabbit knew that he meant "Yes!"

"That's it!" Jimmy Rabbit cried. And he jumped up and down in his
excitement.

"That's what?" asked Mr. Crow in a sulky tone.

"I'll tell you!" said Jimmy. "Yesterday the train stopped because it saw
your red coat. That's the way to stop a train. You wave a red flag or a
red lantern at a train and it will always stop. But I've noticed that a
train pays no attention to any other color. Now, you could wave something
green, or yellow, or blue in front of a train; and no matter how hard
you waved, it would go right on as if it never saw you at all."

"Maybe you know," Mr. Crow snapped. "And maybe you don't. I said the
train was afraid to stop. And I still think so."

Jimmy Rabbit winked at the crowd in the tree.

"I must hop along now," he told them. "I'm glad I came to see the race,
for it has been even more fun than I expected."

Then Jasper Jay gave Mr. Crow a great start.

"It's too bad--" he said--"it's too bad you can't wear your red coat any
more, Mr. Crow."

"How's that?" asked Mr. Crow quickly.

"You promised that if we didn't say it was a good joke you'd never wear a
checkered red coat again."

Now, Mr. Crow had forgotten all about that remark. And for a moment he
looked worried. Then he turned cheerful all at once.

"Look here!" he cried. "When I came back to this tree you all laughed,
didn't you?"

Everybody admitted that.

"Then there must have been a good joke somewhere," Mr. Crow said. "And I
shall wear my red coat as often as I please."

No one really cared, anyhow, whether he did or whether he didn't. But Mr.
Crow was angry with Jasper Jay. And he refused to finish the game of